Your Majesty, Why Are You Plotting a Rebellion with That Wretched Witch?

The human empire of Nutzlin has endured for a thousand years, and just as I am about to be crowned its forty-second emperor...

"Can I just... not be emperor?"

"Oh? Is that so?"

Her fragrant wand is already pressed against my neck.

"The Chief Witch has come to claim the head of the King of Nutzlin."

"No... I really don't want to be emperor. Please don't kill me, miss."

"Why don't you take me with you? And while you're at it, set fire to this place and burn it down."

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