The tall, gaunt, aloof Lich King sits upon the Frozen Throne, gazing at the ruins and desolation around him as he recalls the glorious days of old.
He thinks of the Scourge's arrival and the army of the dead. He sighs softly, and just as he is about to say something, a booming voice roars from behind him:
"Get moving, paladin! If you don't get out there and work, I'll throw you out of this house to freeze your ass off!"
Bagpipes begin to play. The King steps down from his throne and starts hustling to make a living. With his weapons sealed away, what will become of him? Think he's going to obediently get a job? Actually...
"Shut up, priest, and bring me my drink!"
"See that paladin on the hillside? What do you think? Feel like figuring out a way to blast him?"
The Lich King thought that losing his weapons had reduced him to an ordinary man, but then he discovered he might still be able to become invincible.
This book is also known as In This Life, Li Yunlong.
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