I'm Mrs. Squirrel. Oh! The noble, elegant, beautiful, captivating Alice Squirrel, that's me. No, no, I'm not Sandy, the bookworm who only knows karate. She's my little sister.
As for where I am now... Hmm? I'm at the zoo. The four penguins live next door, and the zoo's director is a guy named Cobblepot. Of course, you might know him by his other name, "the Penguin." But he just got back from Gotham City, and I bet Batman kicked his butt with his boots a hundred times. That's why he always walks hunched over and limping.
[It's a comedy anime style, so as for things like logic... Hm? Hey, who looks for logic in a comedy anime?]
