Punching into Science

"I'm saying that this Thunder Hammer of yours runs on batteries. Is there a problem with that?"

"No."

"I'm saying that aerial flight is related to aerodynamics. Is there a problem with that?"

"N-no... no problem."

"Seems like there's no problem, then." Xiu Yu smiled warmly. "Everyone, please sign the Containment Bureau's documents."

"But that's not what really happened."

Xiu Yu shook his fist. "Does the truth matter?"

"N-no... it doesn't matter."

Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with reality. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. (Five completed novels, over ten million words, four years without a missed update.)