My Lover Belongs to This Organization

(The completed million-character novel My Rainbow Six Adventure in Beika Town is already out. My character is, well, somewhat guaranteed. The cover features my wife, Gin.)

I once ruled all of Los Santos, but now...

Vermouth is my wife.

Sherry is my wife.

Akemi is my wife.

Even the leader of the Gin Organization is my wife.

The whole organization belongs to me!

What was that? Rum? That gentleman?

What kind of worthless nobodies are they? Where's my orbital cannon? Battalion Commander, bring them all over and point it at his forehead. Get lost, punk!