Commander Bai Xuan: What I'm about to tell you, don't freak out!
Observer: We're Sirens. We don't get scared. Go ahead.
Commander: I just... got kidnapped by a yandere shipgirl!
Observer: Which yandere shipgirl?
Commander: Not one particular shipgirl. Every shipgirl in the port who wants to chop me up with a kitchen knife!
Observer: Pfft!
Commander: What's so funny?
Observer: I just remembered something amusing.
Commander: What amusing thing?
Observer: The Sirens have just developed a new batch of advanced technology that can help you escape the yandere shipgirls. All you have to do is swear allegiance to the Sirens...
Commander: In that case, there's only one answer! I will pledge my allegiance to you!
Observer: Hahaha! Humans really are so interesting! Wait, Dark Enterprise is here. I'm out of here!
Commander: Chotto matte! Take me with you!
