"A 7.8-magnitude earthquake struck Mingcheng, and Steve appeared to help the people rebuild their homes."
"In Jiangzhou, a young man wielding a plastic toy sword shouted 'Bankai!' and transformed into a Soul Reaper, cutting down a mysterious monster."
"A colossal tsunami blotted out the sky over the Bo'er Sea, but a male tourist pulled out a huge double-door refrigerator and froze the waters."
"Recently, extraordinary events have been occurring all around the world. Today, our show, Extraordinary Events Are Here, has invited Professor Hu Shuo to analyze the possible impact of this series of extraordinary events."
"Now, let's take a look at today's program."
An hour later, Xia Da watched the end credits roll, his face full of confusion.
"What the hell, are they talking about me? I don't remember having so many thoughts back then!"
