The Fatui Harbingers were reporting the situation at the front to Her Majesty the Tsaritsa:
"A monster from Liyue has landed in Inazuma."
"An unspeakable man-eating demon king is closing in on Mondstadt."
"A despicable, shameless usurper has entered Sumeru."
"The Tyrant Qin has occupied Natlan."
"The Liyue Emperor, Qin Zheng, is approaching Fontaine."
"His Imperial Majesty will arrive today in his loyal Snezhnaya..."
The First Harbinger, The Jester: "That's enough! Your Majesty, rest assured. As long as you are still here in Snezhnaya... even that tyrant of Liyue will be no match for us."
The Tsaritsa: "Forget that for now. Look at the new qipao I bought! Do you think Qin Zheng will like it?"
The Jester: "So I'm the clown after all!?"
