I, Cao (JO) Cao (JO)* Mengde, have a dream!
To pilot the coolest mecha and become the strongest warlord in the Han Galaxy!
To marry the most beautiful woman and have enough kids to field two soccer teams!
Though I haven't achieved the rest of my goals yet, a mysterious beautiful girl has actually come onto me, a guy with nothing.
And this mysterious beauty used to be someone else's wife.
Can things really get any better?
Also known as "Just an Overflowing Amount of Dog Food"
"Cao Cao, I come from the most powerful noble clan in the entire Han Galaxy."
"I have a beautiful wife."
"Cao Cao, I'm your superior. Show me some damn respect!"
"My wife ran away from her wedding to marry me."
"Cao Cao, I'm richer, more handsome, and taller than you!"
"Oh, gotta go. My wife needs me."
"Cao Cao!!! You!!!!"
*Note: JOJO is the official Korean rendering of Cao Cao's name. He's the one true JOJO, so we're not making stale memes.
