Hiratsuka Shizuka: Maya, are you writing another tearjerker?
Hiratsuka Maya: Sis, that's an unfair accusation. I'm a great Warrior of Love!
Hiratsuka Shizuka: Is that why you've made the breakup rate at Sobu High School shoot up by 300 percent?
Hiratsuka Maya: Well, you still haven't managed to get married, Sis...
Hiratsuka Shizuka @everyone: I've caught the "Warrior of Love" you all hate.
...The next day
Yukinoshita Yukino: Maya~~ Can you explain why White Album gives me such a strong sense of deja vu?
Hiratsuka Maya: It's all a coincidence, a coincidence. Yukino, let me go first, and then we can sit down and talk...
Hikigaya Hachiman: Hiratsuka, my junior... What did my dead-fish eyes ever do to you?
Hiratsuka Maya: I think your dead-fish eyes are especially "handsome," Hachiman-senpai!
Kasumigaoka Utaha: Hiratsuka Maya, can you explain why your "magical girls" are so different from everyone else's?
Hiratsuka Maya: Utaha-sis! Calm down! It's all for the plot!
Eriri: Maya! Tell me, why is the blonde loser in your Saekano so much like me?!
Hiratsuka Maya: Ahem, what do you mean? I would never base my novels on real life!
