This Monk Is Devoted to the Buddha

Hello, everyone. I'm Li Siguo, a young monk from Hunyuan Temple. Just now, a beautiful sword immortal asked me, "Brother Li, what happened?" I said, "What do you mean?" Then she pressed her forehead against mine and showed me her memories. I took one look and went, "Whoa!" Turns out the leader of the Demon Sect, who came to the temple yesterday to repent, had come to me and asked me to take her before the Buddha so she could confess her sins. I smiled and was about to lead her there when she suddenly leaned in to kiss me. Ah, I let my guard down and didn't dodge. She... made my lips swell up. I said, "Sect Leader, that's not playing fair!" She smiled and said, "But I cultivate demonic arts." Ah, so she'd come prepared! This sect leader plays dirty, tricking and ambushing me, an eighteen-year-old monk. Is that okay? It's not! I advise you to behave yourself, Sect Leader, and reflect carefully. Don't pull such clever little tricks again. Um, Sword Immortal Sister, could you take the sword off my neck now?