My Superpowers Have the Wrong Vibe

Don't talk to me about fancy powers. A real man uses his fists to smash through everything!

Open with the Thirty-Six Strange Moves That Turn Heaven Upside Down, then cover my whole body in the power of magnetic field rotation.

What Sword King? Marquis Voban? They're so weak they can't even tie their shoes!

Light novel-style title: "Am I Wrong to Develop American Comic Powers with Hong Kong Comic Effects in the World of Japanese Anime?"