I'm in Genshin Impact, and I've become a monster.
With the System at my side, I fear nothing.
Hydro Slimes are harmless to humans and animals.
I am the Lord Who Wants Them All, and I'm a Slime!
Xia Yu: Anyway, I'm not a bad Slime.
Lumine: My most important family, indispensable.
Paimon: We're best friends!
Qiqi: Coconut milk, Brother Xia Yu, I want some~
Klee: Want to go fish-blasting together?
Diluc: Do you want to become a hero Slime?
Keqing: The world is changing. Would you be willing to come with me?
Fischl: Remember this well: I am the ruler of the Immernachtreich. Insolent fool, offer me your loyalty!
P.S. This is a perfectly serious story (says so with absolute conviction).
