This world has too many rules, forcing people to do things against their will.
But I, Jia Yingjie, say no to all these unreasonable demands.
Why should I listen to you?
A girl writes me a letter telling me to meet her on the rooftop after class.
You tell me to go, so I have to? Just because you're pretty? You're not my mom, so why should I listen to you?
I'm not going. Let her stand around in the gale until she catches a cold, then report me to the teacher the next day.
A princess from another world wants to summon me to be her hero?
You summon me, and I have to answer? Is being a hero more fun than One Piece?
No way. I'll just drag the princess into my world and get her a litter box.
We're going to war with the Demon Lord's army, and everyone expects me to show off my hero's strength and fight them head-on.
You tell me to fight head-on, so I have to? Why should I risk my life for you?
Not a chance. My plan is to kidnap the families of the Demon Lord's army officers first.
Look, the Demon Lord's army is waving the white flag now, right?
Thanks to all my scheming, I managed to cause a few casualties. Otherwise, the battle would have ended without a single loss, and it would look like I hadn't done my job as a hero.
Look, everyone's excitedly shouting “Demon Lord” at me.
Are they so happy they can't even get my name right?
Note: This story is based on real events. Any resemblance is purely coincidental, so please ignore it.
