Question: What should you do when you transmigrate to a world of immortal heroes?
Answer: Naturally, turn your life around and reach the pinnacle of success. Obtain elixirs, rapidly improve your cultivation, seize magical treasures, and rule the world. Sleep with beauties in your arms, wake up with power over all!
But Jiawa's transmigration had one tiny little problem.
He transmigrated into a magical treasure, becoming its spirit.
That's right. The kind of treasure that both righteous and demonic factions would fight tooth and nail over the moment it appeared.
“Fellow cultivator, this item and I are fated to be together.”
“Hey, old man, who are you? I don't know you!”
“Stop right there, you shameless scoundrel! How dare you steal our sect's most precious treasure!”
“Young man, when did I become your sect's most precious treasure?”
“Big brother, may I borrow your magical treasure for a look?”
“Hey! She called you big brother and you just handed it over? You're old enough to be her father! Don't think I don't know what you're thinking!”
A subversion of tradition and tropes, for entertainment purposes. Not a serious, orthodox cultivation story.