Because I Am Surtr

Hello, I'm Surtr, a professional tool-user for five years... or maybe many years. My services include, but aren't limited to, passing the torch, destroying the world, saving wayward girls, playing cards with Slaanesh, slacking off, shipbuilding, driving, spending money on gacha, and restoring human order. If you need anything, post a notice at any tavern in Terra (the weaker Terra) frequented by bounty hunters. Of course, I personally recommend contacting me through a dream. We're short-staffed, and I'm busy with plenty of things in Terra, so I don't have time to act as your account manager. What? You want proof I can do the job? Come on, Laevatain. Give this fine fellow a performance of Ragnarok! Show them why I dare take on a job like this! No particular reason. It's simply because I'm Surtr!