In the Tokyo district, there's a lawyer whose name strikes fear into the hearts of judges and prosecutors across the country: DIO!
Court is in session.
Judge: “The defendant embezzled an inheritance entrusted to him for safekeeping. The evidence is conclusive...”
DIO: “Objection! The agreement between the client and the defendant clearly states that the ultimate purpose of entrusting the inheritance to him was to prevent the children from fighting over it! The defendant spent the entire inheritance, so there can be no inheritance dispute going forward. From an objective point of view, his actions fulfilled the client's ultimate goal. Declare him not guilty!”
Judge: “???”
Another court hearing.
Prosecutor: “Mr. Dio, the defendant's guilt is indisputable. You may leave.”
DIO: “No, I'm here to arrange bail.”
Prosecutor: “?”
DIO: “The defendant is pregnant.”
Prosecutor: “He's not pregnant...”
DIO glanced at the date. “It's in progress. You'll be able to confirm it in a few days.”
Prosecutor: “???”
DIO has maintained a 100% win rate ever since he started practicing law. Any judges or prosecutors hospitalized due to excessive stress, stomach bleeding, or other ailments have absolutely nothing to do with him!
