Li Cao: "Is your egg big enough? Huh!?"
Goenitz: "I saw it on TV! This is the new TV I just bought!"
666 Cao: "I only want to ride one person. Who's the lucky one?"
The President: "These new long johns are so cool!"
Orochi: "Beautiful girl, grilled mutton skewers!"
Current protagonist team: MUGEN Cao + Kamen Rider Fujimaru Ritsuka + Demon Director + Four Dark Kings + all kinds of strange people and things (the stand-ins include Black Jeanne as Fafnir, Toyotomi Gilgamesh, and so on)
Current story progress: Prologue, Fuyuki City (complete) -> First Singularity, Divine Age War: France (complete) -> Event Singularity, Gudaguda Honnoji (complete) -> Second Singularity, Chaotic Roman Empire (complete) -> 2.5, A Journey to Gensokyo (in progress)
The story enters the MUGEN and Touhou worlds starting with the Second Singularity.
I got the idea for this book after reading "Diago" and "Re Fantasy Arrival."
This book may feature bosses dying suddenly, noobs fighting each other, or the dice goddess tearing up the outline.
The plot will probably go off the rails, since I have no idea what the dice goddess is thinking either.