"My name is Li Xiao. I'm a guy, and I'm 16."
"My strength is that I do what I say. My weakness is that I do what I say."
"Everyone around me thinks there's something a little off about my brain, but according to an authoritative assessment, there's nothing wrong with me."
"My parents have always worried about the rest of my life, but honestly, who can't get by in modern society? And I'm not asking for much: good food and enough to eat. Once I've got those two things, my life will be complete."
"Oh, right, they also keep going on about my marriage prospects. Ha, they have no idea. Someone like me is ever going to find a wife?"
"I'd have better luck finding a husband!"
"A-Gou, what are you saying to the wall? Hurry up and make dinner, will you? I'm starving."
"Okay." Li Xiao replied, grabbed an apron from beside him, and headed into the kitchen without another word.
Starting a fire and making dinner.
Basically, an everyday story about a human-shaped mobile pollution source contaminating everything.
P.S. Includes elements from Mob Psycho 100, My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU, Ga-Rei, Food Wars!, Daily Lives of High School Boys, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, Seitokai Yakuindomo, and Daily Lives of High School Girls. I might keep mashing in more later (laughs).
