At the press conference for Kamen Rider: Diki
Doctor of Rhodes Island gave a heartfelt explanation of the misunderstandings circulating online, urging everyone to stick to the facts and not believe or spread rumors. The movie is entirely fictional. It is absolutely not a documentary meant to showcase military power or intimidate anyone. Please don't watch it out of morbid curiosity. Better yet, don't buy it at all. Let it bomb!
"It's fake! It's all fake! It's all special effects!"
"What do changes to the local terrain have to do with us?"
"Rhodes Island has always been an organization devoted to peace. Our base does not contain containment objects numbered into the 600s, and there is no hidden organization inside with the motto [We control, we contain, we protect]. Those are all slander, baseless speculation, and conspiracy theories!"
"What Kamen Rider transformation device? A little guy who's five foot three can use it to grab a blade and hack at giants? It's special effects! It's a conspiracy by our rival company, Integrated Film!"
Doctor offered his explanations with absolute conviction.
His heart was breaking. All he wanted was to make a lousy movie, rake in some lousy cash, and, while he was at it, become the final straw that crushed Rhodes Island amid its financial crisis. Then he could stop working and let Theresa keep him. How had everyone taken his movie seriously?!
