“I’m a captain, 22 years old. I live in Room 648 aboard the Hyperion. I’m unmarried. I work as a cleaner aboard Schicksal’s Hyperion, and I can even do the splits in midair. Every day, I have to work overtime until nine at night before I can return to my room. I don’t smoke, and I only drink in moderation. I go to bed at ten and get a full eight hours of sleep every day. Before bed, I always drink a cup of hot milk produced by 294 and eat a pizza made by 458, then do a set of tai chi. Once I’m in bed, I fall asleep right away. I sleep through the night and never carry fatigue or stress over to the next day. Even the doctors say I’m perfectly normal.”
(Also known as: The Guy Trapped in an Infinite Cycle of Reincarnation)
