No One Understands Detective Conan Better Than I Do

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Since this is fanfic comfort food, let's start with Conan and tease him mercilessly.

Then add a spoonful of Aoyama's favorite son, Kaito Kuroba, for an even stronger BL flavor.

The male lead, Suzuki JOJO, has to be drop-dead gorgeous. Being handsome is all that matters.

For the sole heroine, it has to be Ai Haibara. Lady Ai is the best in the world!

Next, add plenty of sweetness and couple fluff... Oops, that was too much!

Then let's toss in some undercover intrigue and Cthulhu elements to balance it out.

Slow-cook the modified cases over (naughty) yellow flames until done.

Finally, sprinkle on some cheeky banter, and this fanfic dish is complete.

Dear readers, apologies for the humble hospitality. Please enjoy.