Why Is the Hero Male????

The hero is a man, and he likes cooking in an apron.

The mage is a man, and he likes thinking about things while lifting weights.

The archer is a man, and he likes spacing out in women's clothes.

Mercer is a man. He holds Toby and plans to grab a bucket and run.

Fenrir glares jealously at Mercer because he is vying with her for her sister's affection.

So she plans to teach Mercer a lesson.

"Why are you grabbing a bucket and running?"

The hero stops Mercer, who is trying to run away, with the manliest move imaginable.

Mercer looks at the hero through tear-filled eyes and shouts,

"Why is the hero a man?!?!?!"