Nobody Understands X2: The God of Desire Better Than Me

"How about dating them during the apocalypse?"

"It's just my master's mission."

"The ultimate two-faced sweetheart."

"Brother Shaohao!!"

"You! Don't you dare stare at Chujiu!"

I'm just completely baffled. Shouldn't I be the protagonist?

Oh, I get it. They need prenatal education.