(Free! Free! Not chasing a trend! Just writing what inspired me!)
"It's just my master's command."
"Is that you, Haokun? Hmm... Wait, why is it you?"
This game can actually make the Pure Love Warrior and the NTR Chief unite against a common enemy. As the protagonist, I find it just ridiculously absurd.
So...
Shaohao: "Who are you? Why are you here?"
Siyue Chusan, with a red spear in his left hand, a Godslayer spear in his right, a rainbow cannon behind him, and an extra-large lava cake in his mouth: "So you're the young lord who rises in the east and the emperor who sets in the west?"
"What are you trying to do?"
"Less talk! If you can survive my full red-card combo and Noble Phantasm release, we'll still be friends!"
