My name is "Essex," and I'm 30 years old. You can also call me "Ai Liangke Ying." Don't call me Dumpling. I live at the Sirens' main base because I'm their big sister. I'm unmarried and don't have anyone I like. I used to work at the Maritime Bureau, but ever since I blew it up, I've been unemployed. I don't smoke, but I'm fine with drinking. I go to bed at 11 p.m. every night and sleep until around 3 a.m., when I start running dungeons in my dreams. I get up at a different time every morning. I eat lemons every day, usually more than ten...
My dream is to live a peaceful life, but peace doesn't seem to like me. I don't care, though. It doesn't matter. I have eleven younger sisters. Little Enterprise is my favorite, but she's a picky eater, which gives me a headache. Little Cleveland is much better about that...
The reason I'm so calm is that I discovered I'm not an ordinary life-form at all. The Purifiers like to call me the Ultimate Life-Form. My ability is simple. Extremely simple...
"Have you ever experienced a kick at the speed of light?"
Oh, right... I also like planting bombs... So...
"Killer Queen's Third Bomb: Bites the Dust!"
