I came, I saw, I conquered.
Red Hare, put down that Sky Piercer already.
Zhuge Liang, don't you dare use your wind-and-rain magic.
Cao Cao, how can you force yourself on married women when you've become an empress?
My Three Kingdoms can't possibly be this fantastical. Mom, I want to go home...
This is the story of a villainous Paradox player who makes the boast, "Whoever dares invade our Han lands, no matter how far away, must be destroyed," resound across the globe...
What does it mean to be a villainous Paradox player? It means, "A vassal's vassal isn't my vassal, but an OX's OX is still my OX."
