As everyone knows, war dogs are short for hounds of war.
"So that's why you had me summon seven meteors to crush them, huh?"
"The sound of a chainsaw cutting."
Dou Duning calmly dismembered the demon as he spoke to the white-haired loli who had taken up residence in his mind.
"An American-style quip." The loli sat astride the back of his neck, her white-stockinged legs rubbing against him again and again.
"A Bulgarian-style rebuttal." He crushed the head of an attacking undead with his bare hands and shot back.
As expected... lolis really are the best.
Even the clamor of Heaven's Fangs (High Gothic) and Mighty Claws (unknown language) agreed.
This is what the author came up with during an intense bout of chuunibyou, aided by the power of the Star Gods (I was full and had nothing better to do).
