What should you do if you get a transdimensional shop where you can trade with guests from different dimensions♂?
Obviously, become a crooked merchant!
If I can't take advantage of people when they're down and exploit their troubles, why even run a transdimensional shop?
"A hundred thousand tons of grain, enough to feed the people of Britain for over a year!"
"Ugh... I never imagined I would suffer such humiliation, but if it's for the people of Britain..."
Grimacing, the golden-haired, valiant Knight King couldn't bear to see the people of Britain suffer from famine, and took off her quilted underwear.
"Want to overcome sunlight? No problem. This is the blood of a certain guy's younger sister, who is a demon. It lets you withstand sunlight. Just hand over your Demon King bloodline, and this sun-proof demon blood is yours!"
The self-proclaimed Calamity, a cross-dressing expert, couldn't help feeling that something was a little off.
"Want your hair to grow back? Ah, well... all it takes is half your current power, and you'll have a thick head of hair!"
The former bald caped hero ran a hand through his thick, jet-black hair and left the shop, delighted.
