People's physical constitutions can't all be judged by the same standard. For example, once, when I was absolutely furious, a single holy-light slide tackle inspired Aatrox, the Darkin Blade, to embrace the light.
You don't think that's cool enough?
See that Void over there?
One slide tackle from me...
(This book is also known as Finding Irelia's Grandma, Ahri Is My Wife, Lux Is My Wife, and Kai'Sa Is My Wife. You can substitute any humanoid female champion from League, except the middle-aged auntie types. That's right, they're all my wives!)
Group name: Brotherhood of the Holy Light
