Monkey: "On this mountaintop is a golden prayer seal bearing my Buddha Tathagata's name. Just climb up and peel it off, and I'll be free."
Jiang Liu: "Hmph! You dare show off your paltry skills in front of a master? Great Might Dragon! Great Luo Incantation! All Buddhas of Prajna! Prajna, bam, boom!"
He moved mountains! He ascended to immortality!
Monkey: "..."
Jiang Liu: "Monkey, you have two choices now:
First, come with me to the Western Heaven. Second, this humble monk will send you to the Western Heaven!"
This book is also known as About How I Accidentally Became the Great Tang's Holy Monk, My Disciples Can't Possibly Be This Cute, and The Domineering Demoness Fell in Love with Me...
