(Frequent updates, plenty to read!) Shocking! A beautiful, fair-skinned, aloof nun, a neurotic maid-hunter, and even a youthful, immortal nine-year-old empress are all fighting tooth and nail over a single ticket, leaving themselves battered and bloody.
The reason is that a mysterious Lord of the Lightless, the supreme King of Darkness, lives aboard that little, rickety ship: Lolita Yibai.
A legend circulates through Underground London: every woman who wins her favor will have her fate completely rewritten...
Yet as Yibai watches one big shot after another come aboard, a thousand stampeding mud horses seem to thunder through her mind.
Again?
I swear, I'm just an ordinary person! Last time, I was almost seen through by that black-haired, blazing-eyed assassin lady!
I just want to quietly fix up my ship, cast a net, and catch a few mermaids. Stop coming after me! I don't know anything about some evil god encyclopedia, and I certainly don't know the secrets of R'lyeh...
This is the story of an ordinary little girl with no powers, who uses her mysterious little ship to bring countless big shots to heel and beat up the whole world!
