Synopsis: A boy out for a walk by the river meets an old man with white hair.
Old man: Young man, do you crave power?
Boy: No, I crave cute girls.
Old man: I have a game here with thousands of weapons and freely customizable gear. Save the world with your dignity!
Boy: Why does that sound so familiar...
Old man: That's right, it's Honkai...
Boy: That's a bootleg! You know what bootleg means, right? Are you that X Weige guy?
Old man: Can you really call it stealing when it's a programmer doing it?
And so the boy entered the apocalypse with an unreliable "Honkai 2" weapon System.
System: May I ask, are you my f***ing master?
Boy: ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ
System: Activating System. Assigning first mission. Master must dress as a girl and kill the zombie in front of him. Mission reward: five-star skill, Mystic Eyes of the Evil King.
Boy: That's a pretty good reward, but I refuse!
P.S. The cover image is from the internet. It will be removed if it infringes anyone's rights.
