A defective bloodline that can't awaken? Refine it into a Night Raid bloodline! Refine it into a Saiyan bloodline!
Monsters run amok? Refine a ghost lantern! Refine a Quincy cross! Refine a Zanpakuto!
Fierce demons and roaring dragons? Refine a tailed beast! Refine a Saint Cloth! Refine a Dragon God Maru!
Invaders from other worlds and powerful enemies are coming? Just watch me use Ripple Breathing, Absolute Territory, the King's Treasure, Hokuto Shinken, the Hundred Dragon Fist of Mount Lu, the Kamehameha...
I never want to make trouble, but people keep asking for it and need a good thrashing! You bunch of idiots brought this on yourselves, so how dare you call me a natural disaster?!