Kiana: "It was me! I was first! I was the one who liked her first, and the one who confessed first!"
Mei: "For the first time, I had someone I liked, someone I could be friends with for the rest of my life. Two wonderful things came together, and it should have been a dreamlike, happy time... So why did it turn out like this?"
Kallen: "Why are you so good at this?! How many times have you kissed Rita?!"
Watching the Valkyries approach with butcher knives in hand, the Captain wasn't fazed at all. "Do you know what I've learned in my short life? The more afraid a man is of his wife, the less likely he is to get more wives, unless he goes beyond having a wife..."
"What does that mean? What are you trying to say, Captain?"
The Captain suddenly pulled out a supply crate. "I'm done being a janitor! The little crybaby is becoming my wife today too!"
