I am the creator of humanity, the big shot in the realm of the gods, the uncrowned king who thrashes the gods, the "one and only god" after descending to the mortal world, and a special-effects master whose fight budget is less than fifty cents.
I fight and brawl, shaking heaven and earth, and try to rule the world...
None of that is really true, though. (Laughs.)
In reality, I’ve fallen from grace at lightning speed. I’m even more addicted to gaming than some couch-potato angel, eating fried chicken, drinking sugary soda, and staying up all night "cultivating immortality." Every now and then, I even beat up keyboard warriors through the internet.
When I’m short on cash, I moonlight as a "beat-up-your-enemy" ride-hailing service, make a guest appearance as a virtual idol, and get cozy with other cute girls.
Enough about that. The figurine I ordered online just arrived, but when I opened the package, I was stunned...
Shocking! I ordered a cute girl figurine online, but received a soft and fluffy white-haired elf girl instead!
What should I do? Answer ASAP, it’s urgent!
