Being a hero is exhausting. Why not become a charlatan who trains heroes instead?
Young lady, you have an astonishing appetite and exceptional talent. Here's a curry sword just like the fairy's from the lake. Take it and save the world!
Young village girl, you may be illiterate and have never fought in a war, but the powers that be have decided that you will put an end to this country's wars. From this day forward, you are the Saint who will save the nation!
Young ronin, your father, a battle maniac, abandoned you because you're a woman? No problem. I have a two-sword technique called Niten Ichi-ryū. Master it, become a renowned swordswoman, then go kick your father's butt!
What, you want to know who I am, boss? I'm Ro(No)wei, a seventeenth-term student at the Land of Shadows Senior Fitness Center, an external tactical consultant to the Knights of the Round Table, the number one superfan of the Saint who will save the nation, and the twenty-seventh of King Solomon's seventy-two embarrassing demon gods. Pleased to meet you!
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