Naruto, sporting a slicked-back pompadour, faces Zabuza and laughs arrogantly: "Ore, Uncle!"
Wearing glasses and a hairstyle modeled after the Fourth Hokage, with the look of a grown-up, Naruto gracefully extends a hand to the shy, blushing girls: "Want to try falling for me?"
In a martial arts uniform, with long golden hair, Naruto gives Guy a thumbs-up: "Cry at the sight of my power!"
Long absent, Jiraiya stares in shock as Naruto, the dancing king of the ninja village, and his zombie underlings put on an awkward dance routine at the village gates to welcome him.
This is a very unconventional Naruto story.