Li Ye: My name is Li Ye. I'm a star-destroying shipgirl, and I'm 700,000 years old. I live in the Milky Way, and I'm married. My daily work is to slack off in various planes and bring my wife the latest flavors of cola. I never work overtime because nobody dares to be my boss. I don't smoke, but I often drink alcohol like it's water. I sleep ten hours a day, and my daily routine is getting up to mischief. I may blow up other people's planets all the time, but you have to believe me! I'm just bored. Also, anyone who dares call me an old woman gets sent to Siberia to dig for potatoes...
Purifier: Old woman!
Purifier looked up at the Siberian sky and couldn't help wondering why he had ever run his mouth in the first place.
PS: The writing in the first two volumes is a bit hard to describe. Feel free to decide for yourself whether to read them.
