I am Salufain, a Dark Giant from the ultra-ancient civilization of the Infinite Worlds. I have little interest in ordinary people. If there are any transmigrators, aliens, demon kings of any size, urban war gods, magical girls, Lunar True Ancestors, espers, Star's Kin, or gods among mortals out there, come find me. I want to make the world a livelier place.
Ah, no, wrong channel...
Let's start over. Let the singing begin.
My name is Itsuka Shido. I'm sixteen.
I live in the Tenku area of the City of Fighting Gods, and these days I'm studying to become a glorious IS pilot at an academy where 99% of the students are beautiful girls.
I'm a retired Reincarnator who just told the Main God to take this job and shove it. After my startup failed, I had no choice but to return to my hometown and inherit the protagonist's mantle.
Because that unscrupulous giant ball of light recruited me, I'm still stuck in a little boy's body at sixteen, just like a certain pint-sized boy detective who never grows up.
My younger sister, the Flame Queen of the City of Fighting Gods, is very concerned about this. She checks my body every day.
After each examination of my naturally endowed body, my blushing sister tells me I'm developing very healthily.
Though I don't think there's anything wrong with this, the goddess living inside my head, Shido, keeps telling me I should call the police immediately.