The Kaslana family orders a famous painter to create a large oil painting titled "Kallen Practicing Gun-Kata" as an offering. The deeply reluctant painter accepts the job under duress. Once the painting is finished, the Kaslanas send someone to inspect it, and the result leaves him stunned: the painting shows a man and a woman passionately entwined on a luxurious bed, with the Apokalips Manor visible through the window.
"What is this? Who's the man?"
"Miss Kallen's fiancé."
"And the woman?"
"Miss Kallen's best friend."
"But where is Miss Kallen?"
"Miss Kallen is practicing gun-kata."
(I'm no history expert, it's all just hot air. If there are mistakes, just have a laugh.)
