Yagami Tsubasa slashed a samurai evil spirit to death.
System Notification: You killed an unknown samurai evil spirit and gained 400 kendo experience points.
System Notification: You obtained an anonymous book of kendo insights from the unknown samurai evil spirit. It can grant 1,500 kendo experience points.
Yagami Tsubasa then chopped down a monster that looked like a tree.
System Notification: You killed a juvenile Dark Mother Tree and gained 600 unknown experience points.
System Notification: You obtained an unknown book of magical insights from the juvenile Dark Mother Tree. It can grant 2,500 occultism experience points.
System Tip: You have successfully attracted the attention of the evil god Dark Mother Tree. It wants to have a child with you, the kind where you get pregnant.
Yagami Tsubasa covered his butt. “What the hell, isn't this modern-day Earth? What is with these weird-ass monsters?!”