The Prelude to Delusional Inventions

Reporter: Mr. Dragon, how were you defeated?

Evil Dragon: I bathed, and she peeped. I slept, and she sang karaoke. I ate, and she cooked up poop. I cried, and she laughed…

Evil Dragon: You know! You know what I've been through all these days! Do you know?! Huh?!

Evil Dragon: And you still dare to ask me questions like that!

Reporter: Brave hero, why are you so cruel and deranged?

Hero: I didn't! That's a false accusation! I didn't do any of that! I only used hypnotic infrared rays!