Fujimura Daishan got a chat group. The members were not only beautiful, but powerful too.
He had planned to say something nice and win their favor, but before he could open his mouth, they branded him a lifelong single dog.
How could he put up with that? So he went on the offensive.
"Shirai Kuroko, you pervert! Your beloved onee-sama is about to be stolen away by that spiky-haired guy, and you still have time to waste in the chat group?"
"Scathach-Skadi, the gods have been dead for thousands of years, and you're still unmarried. In other words... you can't get a husband!"
"Boa Hancock, you think your beauty is unmatched, but you're actually an older single woman who's never even been in a relationship!"
"Shinobu Kocho, your sister Kanae is about to be eaten by an Upper Rank demon!"
"Yukino Yukinoshita, you're so sharp-tongued that even being top of the school in academic performance can't hide the fact that you have no friends! Not a single one, male or female!"
Being a simp isn't for him. Getting into arguments is much more fun.
