What did you say? In Honkai Impact 3rd, you don't spend money, you spend your life? Give me a break. This European Emperor doesn't believe that. My fingers are still fine, look, I'll do another ten-pull... What? You mean I just died from playing Honkai Impact 3rd too much? And somehow reincarnated in The Asterisk War? Hmm... What?! You mean I've become Theresa?!
"Wait... What's going on here?!"
...Well, what's done is done. So what if I've become Theresa? I won't get my intelligence lowered and turn into Teri Teri the Fool! And I'm definitely not going to be trained into a dumb little girl with a soft voice, a delicate body, and an easy-to-topple demeanor!
That's what I thought at the time...
But then I met Sylvia, the "Witch of the Battle Curtain," Kirin Toudou, the "Gale Blade and Thunder," and Fan Xinglu, the "Omnipresent Web of Heaven"...
"Waaah... I really am just a useless little girl... I'm absolutely Teri Teri the Fool..."
And so, this new The Asterisk War, bringing together youth, battles, passion, pure love, deep waters, and science fiction, begins now!
