Mysterious Voice: Do you want to understand the truth of the world? Do you want to know the meaning of life? I have two pills here, one red and one blue.
Take the red pill, and I'll send you to the Warhammer universe in the 40th millennium, where you'll become a soldier of the Imperium of Man, dropped right onto the front lines... Actually, forget it. You wouldn't choose that one anyway, right?
Take the blue pill, and I'll send you to the Alien Misadventures universe in the 2.2nd millennium. You'll become an alien of a random species and live alongside the United States of Super Nations (Machine Ghosts), the Pan-Asian Red Star Alliance (Red Demons), the Natural Autonomous League (Touch-Tyrants), the Holy Inma Empire (Death Machines), as well as Gaia Elves, Yellow-Skinned Orcs, Loli Dwarves, Alan Birdfolk, XXXians, and others. On top of that, the four Chaos Gods of Bravery, Foolishness, Abstinence, and Purification will bless you. In that old galaxy, there's also the Rectification Protocol, the Last Swarm, Demon Hunters, Omega, and the Red Tide, all there to make sure your everyday life is full of a future you can never predict.
So, off to the afterlife with you! But do your best to live a little longer. Don't come back here to queue up for another life right after you leave, with all kinds of bizarre ways of dying, okay?!
