Playing CODM in Arknights Is Probably a Sign of Losing My Mind

"Today, I'm blowing Mephisto's head off with a Locus."

"Faust? You there? Come out and snipe me!"

"I don't know what's going on, but I'm putting this deployable shield here first."

"Can I get an A1 high flash, please? Pretty please."

"Today, I'm going to suck on Miss Orca. Nobody can stop me, and that's final!"

"Eat my gunship!"

"Who knows what the random shop will stock next?"

This book is also known as: Using a Deception Chip to Become the Shadow's Heir, Where's My Nuke?, How to Deal with Snipers, The Machine Gun Man's Survival Guide, and Real Men Use Iron Sights.

A new writer's first book, so please bear with me.