Elizabeth: The Commander has been in Sakura Empire for three days already. We can't just sit around any longer. I've decided: we launch at once and bring the Commander back!
Belfast and the Maid Corps: Understood!
Enterprise: I heard the Commander has been mistreated again in Sakura Empire. As the Commander's shipgirls, we can't just stand by and watch. I hereby declare: for the sake of protecting the Commander, the entire Eagle Union is launching!
Akagi: Heehee, what a bunch of fools. Do you think you can just take the Commander away? For the sake of the Commander, the entire Sakura Empire, launch!
Bismarck: Hmph! A bunch of foolish shipgirls. The Commander cannot be claimed by you! All destroyers and U-boats, launch! Steal the Commander back for me!
Destroyers and U-boats: Understood!
Ping Hai: Sister, sister, the Commander went to the Royal Navy. Let's go play there!
Sister, sister, the Commander was taken away by the Eagle Union. Let's go play in the Eagle Union!
Sister, sister, the Commander was stolen by the Iron Blood. Let's go play in the Iron Blood!
Sister, sister, the Commander was intercepted by Sakura Empire halfway there. Let's go play in Sakura Empire instead!
Sister, sister, the Commander... Huh? How did the Commander end up here with us?
Northern Parliament
Avrora: Glug, glug, glug?
P.S. The above is all nonsense. Read at your own discretion.