Kirito: People don't have to die, and monsters don't have to be wiped out, but my sword moves have to look cool!
Watch me use my sec... sec... Asuna, help me!!
Asuna: Coming, coming!!
Kirito: Dual Blades, Hyper Acceleration, Fourfold Slash, Demonic Sword Assault, and finally, Starburst Stream!
All done!
One combo and... Maple, help me!!
Maple: Coming... Covering charge!!
...The above is false advertising, a fantasy made up by two girls!
This is what really happened:
Minotaur Lord subjugation quest complete!
Eliminate one hundred wild boars quest complete!
Bandit-clearing quest complete!
Defeat the Snow Mountain Boss, Silverwing, quest complete!
Kirito looked at them, puzzled. "You accepted all these quests, so why do you both look so unhappy?"
"That's just your imagination!"
The two girls, who had spent the entire quest doing nothing, smiled awkwardly.
When the hero is too strong, it's hard to rescue him and become his heroine!
