Terra's Sword Immortal Is Illiterate

Legend says a sword came from beyond the Nine Heavens, and all under heaven dared not disobey its wielder;

Legend says a sword has existed since the dawn of creation, containing the entirety of the eternal way of the sword;

Legend says...

The legendary protagonist set down the pulp fiction he was selling at his street stall and asked the hoofed girl before him with a baffled look, "What is all this supposed to mean? I can't understand it. Can I just not buy it?"